Proof #1:
Google is the
closest thing to an omniscient entity in existence, which can be scientifically
verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other
search engine on the web today. Not only is Google is the closest known entity
to being omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge
using Her Patented PageRank technology, organizing said data & making it
easily accessible to us mere mortals.
Proof #2:
Google is everywhere at once. Google is virtually
everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from
every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will
eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an
omnipresent entity.
Proof #3:
Google answers prayers. One con pray to Google by
doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an
example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments,
ways to improve your health, new & innovative medical discoveries &
generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google & She will
show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself
from that point on.
Proof #4:
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be
considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out
across many servers: if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would
undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.
Proof #5:
Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically
grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.
Proof #6:
Google remembers all Google caches WebPages regularly
& stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts
and opinions to the Internet, you will forever live on in Google’s cache, even
after you die, in a sort of ‘Google Afterlife’.
Proof #7:
Google can ‘do not evil’ (Omnibenevolent). Part of
Google’s corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money
without being evil.
Proof #8:
According to Google trends, the term ‘Google’ is
searched for more that the terms ‘God’, ‘Hinduism’, ‘Jesus’, ‘Allah’, ‘Buddha’,
‘Christianity’, ‘Islam’, ‘Buddhism’ & ‘Judaism’ combined. God is thought to
be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google
clearly fulfills this to a much larger degree than traditional ‘Gods’.
Proof #9:
Evidence of Google’s existence is abundant. There is
more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing,
then surf over to www.google.com &
experience for yourself Google’s awesome power. No faith required.
